This place is where school spirit goes to die. No screaming for the home team here, just silence. We appreciate individuality over conformity. If you're looking for spirited events, this isn't your place. We embrace those who enjoy a more chill atmosphere.

Let's face it, school spirit isn't for everyone. It happens you just need a break from the bustle. Here in the Zero School Spirit Zone, we provide that escape. Come and join us for some serene contemplation.

Just for the Lunch

Let's be real, sometimes you're just there/present/around for one reason: the grub. Don't/Never/Try not to judge! It's a universal truth that a tasty dish/spread/plate of food can be the best/main/primary motivator for showing up anywhere. Whether it's a work gathering/event/function, a family occasion/celebration/get-together, or just a plain old day/time/moment, that promise of deliciousness can make/sweeten/seal the deal.

• Sometimes/Occasionally/Rarely it's about the company/atmosphere/vibe.
• Often/Frequently/Almost always it's all about that deliciousness/yum/tasty treat.

Who/Who/Let's be honest can blame/say no/resist a good lunch? It's the fuel that keeps/powers/drives us through life/the day/work.

{Game Day? More Like Nap Day|{Chill Day? More Like Snooze Fest|Couch Day? More Like Zzz Time

Okay, you guys, let's be real. Game day is basically just a fancy excuse to take a power nap. The excitement starts way before the actual game even begins, and by kickoff, everyone's already in that pre-snooze state. I mean, have you ever seen someone more focused than a human about to take a nap? It's like they can't stand the tension.

• This is why I always pack my comfiest throw and maybe even a sleep cap. You never know when that powerful impulse to catch some zzz’s is going to hit.
• Don't
even try to tell me you aren't fallen asleep during a game. We've all been there.

So, the next time someone says "Game {Day! |Let’s Get Hype!!|It's On!" just smile and nod. Then, grab your snacks, find the comfiest spot on the couch, and get ready for a long, wonderful nap.

This Dress Code Is a Shackle on My Soul

Every morning/day/time I wake up, I'm reminded of the bars/walls/boundaries that confine me. Putting on this uniform/Donning this dress code/Slipping into this mandatory attire feels like a sentence, a restriction/limitation/confinement on my freedom/ability to express myself/personality. It strips away/erases/conceals who I truly am and forces me into i dont have school spirit a mold/box/role that doesn't fit/suit/match me.

• It's not just the clothes, it's the feeling of being controlled/oppressed/dehumanized.
• We're not allowed/permitted/encouraged to be individuals/unique/ourselves when we have to wear this.
• This uniform is a symbol/reminder/constant of the lack of choice/powerlessness/restrictions we face every day.

I long for the day/When I can shed this/uniform/dress code/sentence and be free/myself/who I truly am.

School Pride? Never Heard Of Her

Ugh, school is the worst. I mean, who even minds about being first? All that stress over a competition is just not my scene. I'd rather be {doingsleeping in than watching for some dumb mascot. Let's be real, school should be about learning, not this whole forced pride thing.

• Look at all the pressure they put on us to belong. It's like they want us to be sheep
• Pass me a world where thinking for yourself is valued over forced unity

Is My Bag Fuller Than My Fanbase?

Seriously though, my backpack/bag/rucksack is packed solid/stuffed to the brim/bursting at the seams with books/papers/textbooks. I swear, it's heavier/weightier/more burdensome than my whole fandom/fan base/community combined. My friends/fellow fans/supporters are super chill/understanding/cool about it though, they know I'm always carrying/transporting/dragging around a mountain/ton/pile of schoolwork/assignments/reading. Maybe someday I'll get to leave it behind/ditch it/abandon it and just focus on being fangirl/enjoying the fandom/sharing my love, but for now, this burden/responsibility/weight is part of the journey.

• I dream of a day when...
• It's all worth it though!/The fandom keeps me going!/My passion fuels this weight!